onthewing:effyeahnerdfighters:madelinestarr:

Question Puppet: I’m already in middle school-

John: Hey congratulations on graduating from fifth grade!

Question Puppet: -and I haven’t had-

John: You haven’t had what? Your first pimple? Your first night home without a baby sitter?

Question Puppet: -my first kiss.

John: What:

Question Puppet: Is something wrong with me?

John: What?

Question Puppet: And how do I get it to happen?

John: What?! Hank, there were hundreds of nerdfighters from the age of like twelve to the age of like twenty-three who said ‘I haven’t had my first kiss, is there something wrong with me?’ Listen, there is nothing wrong with any of you. At some point you will meet someone who you wanna kiss who wants to kiss you and you’ll kiss them and it’ll be disappointing and probably too tongue-y. What is the problem with us we don’t even get to be twelve anymore before your life is incomplete without romantic love.